Fashion Forward no longer means what it used to mean.

As an early Christmas gift, my family has given me a blue Snuggie. ::hangs head:: I find wearing it the way they do in the commercials (like a blanket with sleeves poking out the front) is not as warming as I would wish. Instead, I have taken to wearing it backwards, like a robe, so I look rather like a Smurfy Jedi.