An Inventory of My Purse

The Every Day, Everywhere Bag in Plum, from ModCloth.com

I assume none of this will be a surprise to people who have actually met me in person. I'm sort of surprised I didn't have any little books or magazines this time around, but otherwise. Yeah.

Outer Pocket #1
Halls sugar-free cough drops, yellow wrapper (7)
Halls sugar-free cough drop, blue wrapper (1)
Empty cough drop wrappers (6)

Outer Pocket #2
U-Haul padlock, painted with teal nail polish (1)
Cryselle packet (1)
Business cards (5)
Cranberry shimmer lip balm from The Body Shop (1)
Aveda Stress-fix body lotion, .85 fl oz (1)
Keys to house in California, with Full Metal Alchemist keychain (2)
Car key fob in red casing (1)

Inner Pocket #1
Packets of cramp tabs (2)
Packet of ibuprofen (1)
Moist towellete, in wrapper (1)
Ticket stub to Avengers: Age of Ultron, 11:30 PM showing on 4/30/15 (1)
Purple Uni-ball Signo pen (1)
Game of Thrones direwolf thumb drive (1)
Aveda lip-saver balm (1)
Empty mint wrapper (1)

Inner Pocket #2
Sandisk Sansa MP3 player, but no earbuds (1)
Pomegranate Citrus body lotion from Bath & Body Works, 2 fl oz (1)
Almay clear complexion concealer (1)
Maxi-pad (1)
Serviettes, brown (7)
Serviettes, white (1)

Primary Compartment
Wallet containing ID cards, credit cards, cash, appointment cards (1)
Owl pencil case (1) containing:

1. Rubber bands (3)
2. Highlighters (1 green, 1 yellow)
3. Fine-point markers (1 blue, 1 green)
4. Orange Sharpie (1)
5. Blue Bic (1)
6. Teal Pilot Precise V5 pen (1)

Travel wallet (1) containing:

1. Canadian passport
2. Credit cards
3. Foreign currency (USA, Canada, Poland, European Union, Switzerland, Czech Republic, Great Britain, Japan, the Philippines)
4. Invoice from Avengers: Age of Ultron online ticket purchase (1)
5. Boarding passes, shuttle confirmation, & itinerary from conference in Tampa
6. Receipt for equity payment to Wheatsfield Cooperative (1)
7. Thank you card from Girl Scouts for buying cookies (1)

Reusable vegetable bag from Wheatsfield Cooperative (1)
Receipt for co-pay from last doctor's visit (1)
Key tags with 2015 Cyclone Football schedule (2)
Checkbook holder (1) containing:

1. Checks
2. Half-used book of stamps (1)
3. Two concert ticket stubs (1 Anna Nalick, 1 Meiko)
4. Sam's Club card (1)

Umbrella, black (1)
Mini-notebook and attached pen (1)
Receipts, various (9)
Serviettes, brown (2)
Serviettes, white (1)
Gold elastic band for gift-wrapping (1)
Crumpled black swizzle straw (1)
Vanilla Blueberry KIND granola bar (1)
Maple Pumpkin Seeds KIND granola bar (1)
My Little Pony comb for a My Little Pony (1)
Purple Nikon digital camera in an Olympus digital camera bag (1)
Sunglasses case (1) containing:

1. Sunglasses
2. Lenscloth

Conclusion
Things I am prepared to do at a moment's notice:

• Sneeze
• Flee the country
• Fiercely defend my second-row seat at a popular conference panel, then immediately follow up with a business casual nerd meet-up in a hotel lobby
• Buy pears
• Groom tiny pony action figures