Of Fashion and Fandom

So the other day, as I was taking my pre-dawn walk to work, I pondered my sad lack of a scarf to properly match my Jayne Cobb hat. Then I thought, hey, maybe I could get a Gryffindor scarf, since the colors are relatively compatible. And then I thought how absolutely wrong that would be, because Jayne Cobb might be many things, but he is definitely not Gryffindor. And then I wished the person who made the original Jayne Cobb hat had taken that into consideration, and then I realized I was possibly completely crazy. (Yes, I have a Slytherin scarf.)